Sunday, November 2, 2008

James Jacques Joseph Tissot Too Early painting

James Jacques Joseph Tissot Too Early paintingHenri Rousseau Woman Walking in an Exotic Forest paintingHenri Rousseau war painting
himself, not some minor sadist with a talent for extracting toenails or setting fire to eyelids, but the great haramzada in person. The day after Mahmood and Renata moved in to their new apartment a letter arrived for Mahmood. _Okay, shit-eater, you're fucking my woman, I just wanted to say hello_. The next day a second letter arrived. _By the way, prick, I forgot to mention, here is your new telephone number_. At that point Mahmood and Renata had asked for an exdirectory listing but had not as yet been given their new number by the telephone company. When it came through two days later and was exactly the same as the one on the letter, Mahmood's hair fell out all at once. Then, seeing it lying on the pillow, he joined his hands together in front of Renata and begged, "Baby, I love you, but you're too hot for me, please go somewhere, far far." When the Imam was told this story he shook his head and said, that whore, who will touch her now, in spite of her lustcreating body? She put a stain on herself worse than leprosy; thus do human beings mutilate themselves. But the true moral of the fable was the need for eternal vigilance

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